Haha. Oh man, where do I begin with this one?

So. Last night a friend and I went to hang out with another friend who was working on a movie set. This guy either has incredible luck or just good karma, because that night he

1. climbed up someones porch onto the roof to try and  break into their apartment because he forgot to grab the key. as he was doing this a cop! drives by, and clearly sees him, but instead busts some kids who were sitting on the curb down the street
2. went left after seeing a 'right turn only' sign, right in front of yet another cop, blows through a yellow light, and parks in the parkinglot before the cop can even turn around.
3. repeatedly ran through a flashing yellow light (which you're supposed to treat as a stop sign!) in the city.

I'm driving home, and I see that the speed limit has increased from 40 to 50, so I start accelerating, hit 51mph. 51. one GD mph over the speed limit. And a cop pulls me over.

So we're freaking out, wondering why the hell I was getting pulled over and thanking the stars we decided to skip out on the afterparty, mr.cop comes up and tells me I was going 50 in a 40 zone. (uh no. but I'm not going to argue with a cop)  and that he clocked me at 51 (IN A 50MPH ZONE) and noticed that I was still accelerating (UP A GD HILL).

Heres the best part:
He asks us what we were doing out that night, and I said "oh well, we were at a movie production that just wrapped. I have this" and show him a guest pass thing. He asks me what the name of the movie was, and I say (as chelsy is fighting to keep her mouth clamped shut because she's about to laugh her ass off)
"Uh..........'The Sex Doll She-Bitch'. ...Aparently."

Got away with a warning and I have to go to a driving class. But seriously. My luck.